Glenn Beck Is Batshit Crazy Lyrics

Glenn Beck Is Batshit Crazy

by Katie Goodman & Soren Kisiel
copyright 2010

 

Well I was mindin’ my own business

Just out for a beer

Having a good time

And then what did I hear?

 

I looked at the TV

And there was this guy

He leaned right in close

And he started to cry

 

He cried for his country

He sobbed from his gut

And I was moved to believe:

This guy’s a fucking nut

 

Oh Glenn Beck, (Glenn Beck),

Oh Glenn Beck, (Glenn Beck),

You're batshit crazy.

Oh Glenn Beck, (Glenn Beck),

Oh Glenn Beck, (Glenn Beck),

You're batshit crazy.

From the very first moment I heard ya, I knew it then

You’re really fucking batshit crazy, Glenn.

 

Now I’m not sure I want

To give any stage time

To your nutty-ass paranoid theories

Of secret geo-political crime

 

So think of this instead

As a song about me

And how I’m really fucking glad

They got you off the TV!

 

Yeah, Fox gave you the boot

But you still got your endless radio chatter

And you’ll always have the Tea Party,

Congratulations! You’re the Mad Hatter!

 

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck) 

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

You’re Batshit Crazy!

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

You’re Batshit Crazy!

Things might get better if you were born again again!
(But ya know, as like a totally different person!)

You’re really fuckin’ Batshit Crazy, Glenn.

 

When I hear you say

On your batshit crazy news,

That the common good over individual rights

Is what progressives choose

 

Yeah, then you equate that

To the death camps Germany used

I wondered, did I hear right?

Did he really just accuse

 

Liberals of being Nazis?

This man’s confused!

But at least I’m glad to hear he thinks

It’s bad to kill Jews!

 

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

You’re Batshit Crazy!

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

You’re Batshit Crazy!

My Bubbie will kick your ass if you call me Hitler again,

You’re really fuckin’ Batshit Crazy, Glenn!

 

And now the biggest problem is

It’s contagious like the flu

‘Cause now a chunk of this country’s gone

Batshit crazy too

 

And they’re carrying guns waiting

For you to tell them what to do

But the only conspiracy to wreck our

Way of life is you!

 

Aw, Glenn, can’t you just let us all

Get along, please?

Stop spreadin’ fear

Like a Fox-News Transmitted disease

 

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

You’re Batshit Crazy!

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

Oh Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck)

You’re Batshit Crazy!

 

Now I’m sittin here

Planning what I might do to you

Oh damn!

I’ve gone batshit crazy too!

 

You've made us all batshit crazy!