Broad Comedy ringtones
Drop this tone on your phone, let 'em know you're a Soccer Mom Ho
or worse. And if you're over 40, trust us, some of us are too and it's
not that hard. Directions below!
Disclaimer: There are so many different phones out there, this may
work on a handful. But please try it! You'll either have the coolest ringtone
on the sidelines this season or you'll throw your phone through the computer
screen. A conversation piece either way.
System requirements (what your computer and phone
must be able to do, if you're not sure, ask your twenty something
IT buddy): Bluetooth or
USB connection between phone and computer, navigable "Sounds" folder
on phone.
Directions
Download one of the following ringtone files
(mp3) to the desktop of your computer.
Soccer Mom Ho
G-Spot
Hummer Drivin'
Man
Connect computer to phone.
In Finder(Macintosh) or in Windows drag and drop the file into
the "sounds" folder on your phone. You'll know it by seeing
other ringtones in there like "Bell 1" or "Beep" or "Fantasy."
Disconnect phone from computer.
Open the Settings menu on your phone and find the "Call Sounds" or "Ring
Tones" menu.
Set the ringtone you chose above as your ringtone, text alert,
alarm, whatever you want!
Congratulations! If you are successful you're probably a quantum physicist or an eight year old.